WEED HACKS: As fun as smoking weed can be, every frequent stoner knows that getting high isn’t always as simple as we would like it to be. Grinders go missing, pipes break, cotton mouth will always try to wreck your make-out sessions, and lighters that were accounted for while you were grinding, packing, and/or rolling always seem to vanish the second you’re ready to take that first puff. On top of all of that, although our culture’s misconceptions about marijuana have been slowly changing for the better in recent years, weed still isn’t accepted in most places — so learning how to blaze with discretion is kind of essential, too.

Fortunately, though, despite the numerous stereotypes that would suggest otherwise, stoners can be pretty dang resourceful, (especially about their bud) so there are a lot of cool weed hacks that can make your whole high experience much simpler and even more enjoyable.

If you’re a self-proclaimed marijuana enthusiast, then you already know there’s a vast wealth of weed wisdom out there to aid you with even the most ridiculous of pot-related problems. But whether you’re a weed genius, a weed novice, or somewhere in between (like myself) there are certain pot hacks that are simple enough for any smoker to take advantage of.

1. Use A Bobby Pin To Clean Ash Out Of Your Bowl & De-Clog Your Pipe

I can’t even count how many times I’ve used one of my bobby pins to clean the ash out of a bowl or de-clog a pipe or a one-hitter. It’s perfect, because if you’re anything like me, you pretty much always have a bobby pin handy. The only downside to this hack is, if you need to de-clog your actual pipe instead of just your bowl, you’ll have to straighten out (and thus ruin) your bobby pin to do it — but bobby pins are super cheap and incredibly effective at clearing passageways. So, if you’re in a bind and have bobby pins to spare, give it a shot.

2. Keep Lip Balm With Your Weed Paraphernalia

As you undoubtedly already know, weed will dry you out fast, and not having access to lip balm when that happens (especially if you’re trying to initiate a make-out session) can be pretty miserable. So consider keeping some lip balm wherever you keep all your weed stuff, and also try to remember to keep some in your handbag and/or pockets for when you’re smoking away from home. That way, when cotton mouth turns your lips to sandpaper, the sweet, soothing solution will always be within your grasp.

Personally, I’d suggest a mint-flavored lip balm because it helps with dry lips, any unfortunate smoker’s breath you might develop, and also just because you won’t find a much tastier mixture than good bud and yummy mint.

3. … And Sunglasses Too

You probably don’t need me to tell you this, but sunglasses are essential if you’ve been daytime smoking and then have to go out in public. It’s so much easier to relax and enjoy your high when you don’t have to worry about your eyes looking too red or too low. Plus, UV rays are no joke. So, consider keeping a pair of shades in your handbag at all times.

4. Suck On Candy Or Mints While You Smoke

Personally, I’d give Jolly Ranchers a try — but pretty much any kind of candy or mint will work well, too. What you’ll do is just pop the treat of your choice into your mouth while you’re prepping your bowl/bong/joint/blunt/vape, suck on it until you can really taste all it’s sweet and/or sour-y goodness, and then keep it in your cheek while you puff. It’s indescribably delicious, and it will also help you combat both cotton mouth and the munchies.

5. Use A Clean Penny & A Pill Bottle As A Makeshift Grinder

Losing and/or misplacing your grinder sucks, but if you have access to a penny and any kind of pill bottle, it doesn’t have to keep you from getting lifted. Clean the penny (or whatever coin you end up using) with rubbing alcohol first, (because money is notoriously gross) then drop a nugget or two in an empty pill bottle with the clean penny, pop the bottle’s lid into place, and shake. Voila!

6. Smoke Before Meal Times

The munchies can be overpowering, but you can smoke pot without clearing your pantry or raiding your fridge, (if you consider that a bad thing). If you plan your highs around your meals, (particularly if you just wait to smoke until you’re about to eat dinner) then you should be able to avoid the over-indulging that is often associated with smoking marijuana. The food will taste even more delicious, and you’re actually likely to have a better sense of when you’re full if you eat with a spirit of high mindfulness.

7. Keep A Back-Up Stash Somewhere Safe

I’m by no means suggesting you should go all Ilana Wexler and hide weed in your body cavities. Also, running out of weed really isn’t that big of a deal unless you’re using it strictly to treat a medical condition.

That said, it’s still nice to have a back-up stash sometimes. Especially because, in true stoner fashion, you’ll probably forget about it for a good while and then happen upon it at the most opportune time. (At least, that’s how it usually works for me.) Just don’t forget to store it well (mason jars are great) and keep it somewhere your pets and young relatives won’t find it.

8. Make Your Own Bong Out Of A Plastic Bottle

OK, so I’ve never actually made my own DIY bong — but this awesome lady has, and she makes it look pretty easy. Plus, you know, we should really take advantage of any opportunity to reduce, reuse, and recycle.

9. Keep Lube Handy

While weed can actually make sex more enjoyable for many women, (in many cases it even makes orgasm easier to achieve) it can also cause vaginal dryness — so it’s a good idea to keep lube handy if you’re planning to bong and bang. Personally, I love lube, and would suggest using it whether you’re having sex while drunk, high, or sober — but since “cotton vagina” is a real thing, and vaginal dryness is just the worst, you should for sure stay stocked up on lube if you and your partner like to smoke before having sex.

10. Create Your Own “Chill Out” Mantra For When You’re Feeling Paranoid

Smoking weed rarely makes me feel paranoid, but I have gotten high and then freaked out super hard a couple of times — and because of those experiences, I now have a mantra to calm myself down. What I like to tell myself is this: “everything is exactly the same as it was five minutes ago — you’re just high.” Feel free to repeat this to yourself if you’re ever feeling freaked out after getting high — or make up your own mantra.

11. Use A Drop Of Honey To Keep Joints From Burning Too Quickly

I’ve never tested this out myself, (mostly because I can’t roll for sh*t) but evidently, if you rub a drop of honey over the skin of a rolled joint, it helps prevent said doobie from burning too quickly. Also, it probably smells and tastes delicious.

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Smoking Weed

The legalization of weed to many states in the US is great news for many Americans. It really benefited all those who would use marijuana for medical purposes and even those who don’t.

For those who are clueless on weed’s different uses, benefits and anything related to it, then this article will provide you all the information. It should also be a reminder to those who want to know more about marijuana that this substance shouldn’t be abused and if possible, only use it when it is part of your medical treatment.

Getting Started on Weed

Indica VS Sativa – There are two kinds of marijuana – Indica and Sativa. For Indica, this particular variety is the one that makes the user sleepy. It is good for anyone who wants to relieve pain, anxiety, sleeplessness and experience a body high. Sativa, on the other hand, is good for anyone who wants to b e more upbeat, anyone who wants to experience cerebral high or anyone who wants to become artistic. This type of marijuana increases your imaginative capability and makes you sleepless especially when you smoke it before bedtime.

Know the Different Terms for Weed

Just like anything else, people have different ways of referring to marijuana based on their culture. Your peers may say it at one point and you eventually have no idea what they’re talking about. So get to know some terms that stoners use to refer to marijuana:
  • Mary Jane
  • Grass
  • Spliffo
  • Bannaner
  • SHIT
  • GOOD SHIT
  • FUCKIN ASS SHIT
  • Will-Leaves Nelson
  • Weed
  • Texazz Pee
  • Funny Oregano
  • Joke Smoke
  • Barack O’Blamma
All of these names may seem unlikely and weird but it’s a stoner’s world out there.

Just Say NO to Blunts

The new generation of users made the tobacco leaf rolling papers for marijuana delivery very popular. This type of delivery can kill the taste of myriad delicious strains and can even cause the user to have addiction towards the nicotine.

Know Your Equipment

As you may know, there are several ways to deliver marijuana. One example is through the use of vaporizers which can be good for eliminating the smoke’s funky smell especially if you don’t want anyone around you to notice that you’re smoking joint. The high that a smoker usually experiences in vape is not that intense and won’t last that long. A bong on the other hand is considered to be a bit disgusting and it filters the most noxious elements of combustion.

Ways of Consuming Marijuana

Smoking Marijuana is the most traditional way of consumption but for the modern day people, it can be consumed in so many different ways. Here are a few examples of how people smoke their Marijuana:
  • Joint – This weed consumption is rolled inside a paper that is similar to a cigarette.
  • Pipe – The weed is usually placed in the pipe and the smoke is much stronger than the joint.
  • Brownies – If you are not into smoking then brownies are the most enjoyable way of consuming marijuana.
  • Bongs – This large pipe will require you to ingest all the smoke in a single inhalation so it may not be appropriate for first timers.

Giggling Man is an Oxymoron

If it is your first time smoking, then you are free to giggle all you want. This is normal since the primary effect of weed will enhance your sense of enjoyment for all the things around you. But once you get used to smoking it, make sure to learn some dignity in the process. You must be strong enough to overcome the giggles and munchies. Just concentrate your mind to the new perceptions that marijuana has provided you instead.

Expectations

If you feel paranoid when using marijuana, it’s because the substance gives you a different perspective of yourself. It gives you a view wherein it is the opposite of normal and provides you with a glimpse of something which you might not have done before. This is something that can be a bit difficult to endure for first timers since they are mostly expecting to have a high feeling rather than the opposite. Just know that it is a normal thing to happen even for those who have been smoking weed for quite some time.

Now that you know what to expect for your first time using marijuana, make sure to always be responsible of your actions. If possible, don’t smoke it daily but for medical reasons only.

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The risk of getting caught and being put into jail for possessing weed in Colorado forces responsible weed smokers to rely on shady drug dealers to get weed.  Not anymore.

As weed is being legalized in Colorado, more civilized ways to get weed are finally emerging.  However, for those who don’t live within “legalized” borders, buying weed online is the next safest route. One way to stay safe is to buy from an online store in Colorado like Real Marijuana head shop

With the recent closure of Atlantis and FBI seizure of Silk Road, many may think virtual black markets have gone away, but it turns out that they’re just getting started.

In fact, black market experts conclude that after two years and millions of dollars spent by authorities to take down Silk Road, the US government only awakened a decentralized monster of online drug store competition with better security than before. It’s much like how the Feds patted themselves on the back for shutting down Napster, and we all know what happened after that.

The Electronic Frontier Foundation pointed out that the anonymous technology is not to blame for Silk Road’s demise, rather it was human errors made by its operator.

Real Marijuana Head shop is now up and running with even more decentralized encryption. With our secret delivery service and offering an opportunity to sell without a need to track all our accounting by invoicing all sales, we make it even safer to complete sales while covering the identity of our customers.

However, you have to begin by protecting yourself by using these three steps before buying weed online in Colorado from out of the borders.

1. Tor Browser: First, you need to get Tor which is a free open-source browser with encryption and anonymity built into it.  Unlike Internet Explorer, Chrome, or Firefox, Tor automatically hides your IP (Internet Protocol) address with layered routing through virtual tunnels and doesn’t record any of your activity.  Installing the Tor bundle takes 30 seconds and is well worth having for other privacy reasons. Download Tor here.

2. Bitcoin: Next, you’ll need to get some Bitcoin, the decentralized anonymous digital currency described in the video below:

To get bitcoins, you’ll first need to get a Bitcoin wallet.  You can either get a personal wallet client for your computer or mobile device, a cloud wallet, or a paper wallet.  Paper wallets are the most anonymous way to hold and use bitcoins.

Next, you need to buy some bitcoins.  The easiest and fastest way to get bitcoin is through Coinbase.

3.  Open your Tor browser and visit Real Marijuana Head shop. Visit the products page, identify the items you need, choose if you want to pay in Credit Card or Money Transfer and you are good to go.

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